take me to your ski hill

i'm not a skier, never been. but i'd like to, and i'd like to pop my skiing cherry at this spot. can you imagine?  the full frontal windows would no doubt freak me out at night when it got pitch black...i'd imagine bears, rapists, et al. approaching my pod...but there's a little fun in the scare anyway.

someone please take me here and sign me up for the bunny hill!